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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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laurelindorenan

i get kidnapped by a rich creep and he does the whole "have dinner with me wearing this specific dress (or die)" thing and i'm like okay lol let's see the dress and it turns out the dress doesn't fit me because the loser just thought he could grab any old low-cut red dress off the rack because he's a man and so i have to explain that there are very very few dresses that actually fit my weird proportions and so we take the fancy dinner to go and spend four hours dress shopping and then sometime around dress #27 i make my daring escape and he doesn't even bother to pursue me because he's so tired of shopping

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drharleyquinn-medicinewoman: honestly it's kind of offensive that in all his weird obsessive stalking he never learned your measurements in order to make you the perfect bespoke gown that flattered your eyes. you deserve better.ALT
laurelindorenan (OP): @drharleyquinn-medicinewoman I was thinking as I was writing this post "hmm is this man creepy enough to know my measurements?" and I decided no. he wouldn't think it was important, because he doesn't know the first thing about tailoring. he's kind of pathetic that wayALT

bargain basement shit tier creep doesn't even know your measurements from watching you in his van for months, this is a red flag ladies!!! 😫❌🚨🚨🚨💅

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somanyjacks

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

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somanyjacks

Reblogging to add amazing tags from @meta-theory

#this both makes things more fun and also is a really good analogy#because there are four types of system maintenance and that makes the term much more exact than the nebulous ''self-care''#and therefore much more helpful to those of us who uhhh struggle with nebulosity#for anyone curious the four types are:#1. corrective (to fix current problems)#2. preventative (to avoid future problems)#3. adaptative (to re-adjust to any changes)#4. perfective (to work towards a better system)#I really like this idea I'm gonna make a checklist

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imlizy

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

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fawkes-rinzler

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

furrama

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

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Originally posted by koyo-koyo

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.